You Shoulda Neva Been Bawn Str8 ⇪

That awkward moment when someone accidentally spits on you while they’re talking

And you’re just sitting there like

This is how I feel with you..

(Source: yourhaloisslipping, via thatfunnyblog)

When I’m waiting for food to be delivered, and I hear my doorbell ring

whatshouldwecallme:

what did the boob say to the other boob?

we are breast friends

(Source: penguinsinmypants, via funnybro)